“Hey, honey. What if there was a cloud museum. And you looked at the sky through these huge frames. And they taught you the different cloud types. Then they laughed at you, that you paid money to go to their museum.” I was giggling a lot. I’d just researched fun things to do in St… Read More »
“Do I look like a valid park walker? Or weird lady who forgot to put her shirt on?” I asked Ming. It was my first time wearing a sports bra to walk at a park. Not sure the world is ready for this panza. But this panza is ready for the world. Really, it has… Read More »
Oh hey, I decided to abandon my blog and zinemaking, and go live with some fairies who are off grid and offline. We don’t do electricity! Just kidding! April fools. I’m still doing the things. Life without photocopy machines–I shudder at the thought. Like running away to join the circus. For me–fairies. Do you think… Read More »
“Weird Al is very comprehensively funny,” Ming said, smiling, making a gesture of roundness. Yeah, I’m a comprehensively nice spouse. He could make a gesture of roundness about me. I excel at round. I’d shared with him the Stevie Wonder song “Pastime Paradise” that Coolio’s song “Gangster’s Paradise” is based on. Wow, I didn’t know… Read More »
I made some lentil burgers, a while back. They turned out with a delicious flavor. But they didn’t stay together all that well. I put a little tiny bit of ground sage. The onions were very nice. Garlic, of course. Telling you about it makes me want to make lentil burgers again. Lentils can be… Read More »
Hey, guess what. The sun keeps rising and setting like usual. Thanks, sun. I caught the day’s last rays. Some people like to watch their chickens. “Better than tv,” they say. Some like to watch the grass grow. We live in the desert and do not have any grass. We could watch creosote grow! The… Read More »