Hey, I know this is a subject that can tear families apart and pit neighbor against neighbor. Divisive! But I love mayo. Yes, please let me sing you my love for this creamy condiment. mayo is delicious Condiments are powerful! Of course you’re not going to drink a glass of olive oil or lemon juice. … Read More »
I wanted to give you an update on how my autism is going. This is my autism fruit salad. Delicious fruits on a paper plate! Since I first posted about my autism, I’ve learned a lot. It’s funny how people can find an idea that serves as a lens, to examine stuff through. Old stuff,… Read More »
“I gotta send that shit pic to you,” Ming said. “Oh, good. Thank you. Yeah, I need that shit. That shit is going to be useful to me.” We were walking around a pond, and I asked him to photograph a pile of horse shit for me. I thought I could use it to make… Read More »
Hey, this is easily the worst airbnb I ever stayed at. Let me count the ways. bad info The guesthouse we’re staying at has the same address as the main house. That was confusing. The listing is full of irrelevant and untrue info, like specifications of a water purifier that’s no longer here, but lacks… Read More »
Hey, did you know I have special needs? Did you know if a girl doesn’t kick people or knock over her desk, she’ll be mostly ignored, no matter how strange she is? I didn’t want to play Sorry or Barbies, or watch Chitty Chitty Bang Bang again–I wanted to look at anchovies. what I wanted… Read More »