ball options
- Start carrying around a bike pump with ball needle to pump up all these flat balls we find in our neighborhood.
- Take all the balls home, pump them up, and re-release them in the wild as we walk.
- Take all the balls home, pump them up, and give them to kids I know and like, such as the kids of my friends.
- Make a huge sculpture of collected balls and call it Childhood Reinflated.
- Start an anarchist soccer league.
- Start a youth sports thing.
- Donate them to a youth sports thing that already exists.
- Freecycle them.
- Give them to bored horses.
- Start photographing all of them for a bougie coffee table book called Flat.
- Tile them with tiny mirror squares and create a disco.
- Become a full time player of kickback in the street in front of our house, and thus build community.
- Cut them in half, paint them all pretty, and hang them from strings in trees as bird houses.
- Start a nonprofit for redistribution of balls and see how far I can take it.
- Inflate them, duct tape them together, and create a boat. Sail.
I’m falling in love with trash. Bet you thought I was already in love with trash. Well, I’m falling in love with trash anew.
