me: What are you doing?
Ming: Waking up.
me: Welcome to shared reality. Hope you enjoy your stay. Please keep your arms and head inside the…
Ming: Greater vehicle.
me: …trolly at all times. What is the greater vehicle? Not Mahabarata. Not Mahamaya. Maha…
Ming: You know what I’m talking about.
me: Yeah, I know what you’re talking about.
Ming: Hey, where’d you go?
me: I’m here! What do you need?
Ming: Oh no! You sound very tiny!
me: I’m regular size! What do you need?
Ming: Oh no! My eyesight is going.
me: I’m behind something! That’s why you can’t see me. It’s the law of physics you hate!
me: The greater vehicle.
Ming: You have become Buddhist of the Day.