Yesterday H picked me up at 1, and we went somewhere in East Sac so she could pick up some stuff for the clothing exchange from her friend’s porch, but the friend forgot to leave it out. Then we went to her place, my first time seeing it–she moved in November. We squeezed orange juice… Read More »
Month: January 2010
oranges
There are a variety of neighbor children. One is kind of new, and she throws the biggest fits in the world. At first we referred to her as “the umbrella kid” because the first world-class fit we ever heard her throw was over an umbrella. We worry about her. We hear her start screaming and… Read More »
what I slept through
Last night there was a commotion. There was knocking, and someone said, “Dial 911!” and someone said, “He’s passed out, but he’s still breathing.” And I guess an ambulance came. Kitty woke me up a lot, but mostly I slept okay. This is the shortest cold ever. And I was able to go for a… Read More »
nutrition facts
I need to figure out how many calories in two tofu scramble burritos before I continue eating this meal every single day of my life! I also need more lemons.
Dear X,
Reading how wonderful you are makes me feel inadequate, your girlfriend hurt my feelings at San Francisco Zine Fest four years ago, and I’m not joining your stupid facebook group, ya twerp. love, Bitter
SAT scoring
Well, I kind of blew yesterday. Well, I worked two and a half hours, which is something. I got distracted…. Tomorrow I’m supposed to see my friend H! I wanted to bring her some vegan Mexican wedding cakes, but I’m afraid I still have germs. I don’t want to bring her germ bombs.
dreaming
Los Campesinos! The Regency Ballroom San Francisco, CA Fri, May 7, 2010 09:00 PM $18
damn thread
Yesterday I was reading my own zines at the park, and they fell apart in my hands. I really need to be using waxed thread so it’ll hold knots. So I’ll get some before binding Please Pass the Plants. I think in green (plant color). Anyway, I’m sorry if you’re reading my zines and they… Read More »
unhappy hipsters
My idea of hilarious. http://unhappyhipsters.tumblr.com/ “And one day, a ladder appeared.”
freecycle
Someone asking for a leaf blower because they want to make a hovercraft.